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HELLO, EVERYONE. IT'S CURLY AGAIN. I'M BACK. DID YOU MISS ME?(YES, CURLY. I MISSED YOU, BUT NEXT TIME I'LL AIM BETTER).THANK YOU FOR YOUR KINDNESS, MOMMY. NOW, LET'S GET DOWN TO BUSINESS. I'M OFFERING A BEAUTIFUL NEW GRUNDIG MINI 300 PE AM/FM/SHORTWAVE RADIO. SOME OF THE STATIONS THAT CAN BE RECEIVED ON SHORTWAVE ARE RADIO BULGARIA, RADIO NEDERLANDS, THE VOICE OF RUSSIA, RADIO DEUTSCHEVELLER(FORGIVE THE SPELLING),ALBANIA, BBC, SPAIN , HAVANA CUBA,RADIO FREE YORKVILLE ,THE VOICE OF AMERICA,THE VOICE OF RUSSIA, RADIO PRAGUE,COUNTLESS RELIGIOUS STATIONS,RADIO MARTE, AND MANY MORE. ON THE AM AND FM BANDS.THIS AMAZING , HIGHEST QUALITY,SINGLE CONVERSION, SUPER HETERODYNE RECEIVER , OFFERS ANALOG TUNING , WITH A DIGITAL READOUT, WITH A LOW NOISE CIRCUIT, THAT ALLOWS YOU TO PICK UP WEAK STATIONS, AS WELL AS THE SUPER POWERFUL ONES. THE COLOR OF THIS RADIO IS BLACK, WITH A WATER RESISTANT,RUBBERIZED COATING. THE RADIO IS WATER RESISTANT, BUT IT IS NOT WATERPROOF, SO IF YOU SUBMERGE IT IN YOUR BATHTUB, OR IN THE OCEAN , YOU WILL RUIN IT, YOU SCHMUCK! ITS A BEAUTIFUL BLACK WITH WHITE LETTERING. ANY QUESTIONS? GO ASK SOMEONE WHO CARES, OR CONTACT ME AT ivor2004curly@optonline.net DON'T BE A SCHMUCK , AND LET THIS GET AWAY FROM YOU. GOOD LUCK. I AM SELLING THIS RADIO , WITH NO RETURNS.WHY? THIS NEW RADIO COMES WITH THE MANUFACTURERS WARRANTY, IN THE UNLIKELY EVENT THAT THE RADIO FAILS TO OPERATE , USE THE WARRANTY. DON'T RETURN IT TO ME. WHAT DO I KNOW ABOUT FIXING RADIOS?ABSOLUTELY NOTHING.I REMOVED THE RADIO FROM ITS ORIGINAL PACKING, AND TESTED IT. THEN I CAREFULLY RETURNED THE UNIT TO ITS ORIGINAL PACKAGING. THE FM PLAYS IN TRUE STEREO WHEN LISTENING WITH EARBUDS,WHICH ARE INCLUDED OR HEADPHONES WHICH ARE NOT INCLUDED.THE SOUND THROUGH THE BUILT IN SPEAKER IS ASTOUNDING, BUT IF YOU HOOK UP YOUR STEREO HEADPHONES, THE SOUND QUALITY WILL KNOCK YOUR SOCKS OFF ! IF YOU DON'T WANT THAT TO HAPPEN, I SUGGEST YOU REMOVE YOUR SOCKS BEFORE HOOKING UP YOUR STEREO HEADPHONES.BY THE WAY, SINCE YOU HAVE YOUR SOCKS OFF,ANYWAY, WHY NOT WASH THEM?THEY SMELL SO BAD , THAT I MIGHT PUKE. THANK YOU VERY MUCH, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN. THE RADIO REQUIRES 2 AA BATTERIES. HOWEVER, IF YOU ONLY WANT TO STAND THERE LIKE A SCHMUCK , AND JUST LOOK AT IT, THEN NO BATTERIES ARE REQUIRED. NOW FOR THE SHIPPING BULLSH.............DETAILS. I ACCEPT PAYPAL ONLY. I OFFER A FLAT SHIPPING RATE TO ANYWHERE IN THE UNITED STATES.PLEASE NOTE I ONLY SELL TO UNITED STATES ADDRESSES.NO EXCEPTIONS.ALSO. I DO NOT COMBINE SHIPPING.NO EXCEPTIONS. SO THERE! THE FLAT RATE SHIPPING CONSISTS OFTHE FOLLOWING . CAREFUL PACKING. THEN MY BEAUTIFUL, SEXY , BLUE EYED, LONG HAIRED BLONDE,23 YEAR OLD ASSISTANT ,BUSTARELLA, WHO IS A FAST, BUT CAREFUL DRIVER, DELIVERS THE PACKAGE IN AN AIR CONDITIONED AUTOMOBILE, TO THE POST OFFICE. THEN THE POSTAGE IS PAID, AND THE PACKAGE IS SHIPPED SUPERFAST, INCLUDING DELIVERY CONSTIPATION..............I MEAN DELIVERY CONFIRMATION.MY EXPENSES ARE GAS, AND MAINTENANCE FOR THE CAR,BUSTARELLA'S SALARY, AND BUSTARELLA'S LUNCH, ALL OF WHICH COMES OUT OF MY HANDLING FEE.THE TOTAL FEE IS AN ASTONDING $6.99. HERE ARE MY BUYER REQUIREMENTS. TO BUY FROM CURLY, YOU MUST BE ALIVE.SINCE IVE JUST LOST ABOUT HALF OF MY AUDIENCE, YOU NOW HAVE A FIFTY PERCENT BETTER CHANCE OF WINNING THIS STUPID AUCTION. I'D LOVE TO STAY AND CHAT, BUT I JUST GOT A PHONE CALL FROM BUSTARELLA. IT SEEMS THAT WHEN SHE LEFT FOR THE POST OFFICE, I FORGOT TO GIVE HER ,HER LUNCH.AND SHE'S SCREAMING ABOUT HOW BADLY SHE WANTS IT. WHEN A GORGEOUS GIRL SAYS SHE WANTS IT, CURLY MUST DELIVER. SO IM GONNA GO OVER AND GIVE IT TO HER.IT'S GOOD TO BE THE KING..................................GOODBYE FROM CURLY
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